David Trinko: Mulligans Bar provides a sign for our times

In times of trouble, you find yourself looking for a sign.

But you probably weren’t expecting these signs.

“3 things that never lie: Small children. Drunk people. Yoga pants.”

“Doing crunches twice a day now. Captain in the AM. Nestle in the PM.”

“Funny how 8 cups of H2O a day is absurd, but 8 beers in 2 hours drops like a fat kid on a seesaw.”

“Dear Michigan football, be sure to wish Ohio State happy Father’s Day.”

That’s the joy of heading west on North Street near Mercy Health-St. Rita’s, when you glance over at Mulligans Bar, 702 W. North St., Lima. They’re so unexpected.